I forgot one – PRIDE!
That would be the one of course, because I have none. If I did, I wouldn´t publish bad pics of myself on the Internet, now would I? This is me, Writing in the lounge. I look REALLY fat, but because you can´t see my face I can always pretend it´s someone else. Like Catherine Zeta-Jones. I wish. But unfortuanetly that is what too many Bellinis and too much English puddings do to you, and choosing between gluttany and Vanity, gluttany Always wins:)